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   35  sudo apt install nvidia-smi
   36  nvidia-detect 
   27  sudo dpkg -i Downloads/libglx-nvidia-tesla-470-0_470.256.02-1~deb12u1_amd64.deb 
   37  sudo apt install nvidia-tesla-470-driver
   52  CUDA_VISIBLE_DEVICES=2 whisper knock-knock_da.mp3 --language da --model turbo

Comedy {translated}

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Do you want me to say a couple of things about BKB?

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Fucking sucks to be an adult.

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I've come to an age now, as a 30 year old, that's the line.

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When you're over 30, it's over with getting cool gifts.

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I only get shitty gifts from now on.

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I'm also self-sufficient. I'm the type of person who doesn't really wish for anything,

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but at the same time gets really disappointed if I don't get what I wish for.

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My girlfriend has made a wish list for me.

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She's just filled it with all of our common wishes.

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Since this Christmas, I've openly wished for a toilet brush from Vib.

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I was supposed to hold the wheel, but my stupid girlfriend just looked at me and went

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Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

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He shits a lot, that's what he wants.

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We'll buy that.

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I have a toilet brush from Vib now.

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Nikita, do you know what it costs?

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It costs 1500 kroner.

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I have a toilet brush for 1500 kroner.

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It doesn't have Bluetooth or anything.

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It doesn't even have the power switch or anything.

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It's expensive.

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Nikita, you need to go to the toilet right away.

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Now I'm going to be a stupid, ungrateful child.

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Are you aware of how much legumes I could have gotten for 500 kroner?

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There are so many objects in my home, but I have no fucking meaning.

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I have a bathing suit from hay.

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I wasn't aware that hay was a strange thing.

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I just thought, hay is expensive.

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That's it.

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This bathing suit doesn't really dare to get wet.

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It's a bad bathing suit.

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That's it.

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If you make your bathing wings candy frozen, it doesn't make any fucking sense.

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Every time I go to the bathroom, I have to take this shit off.

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Then I have to fold it.

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I put it on such a nice little bathing suit they have outside the bathroom.

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Then I have to hang up the shit when I'm done.

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Because as my wife says, when it gets wet, it just has to dry out.

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Now they say something about a bathing suit.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I'm afraid she's just gonna turn my whole head to Institutes and think I'm a god damn

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wimp.

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In some sense, that would be good.

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But inside I'm not.

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I'm human on the one hand.

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In the other hand, I just want to smile and look good.

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That way I can make friends with real people.

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I'm not on those nooblasters, but I think I've got to help out.

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I'll give you love and respect first.

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Don't leave.

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500功??

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No.

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60.

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That part sounds good.

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She's a very cute character. She's also weird, isn't she?

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My character has this thing that she doesn't like when we wave our fingers when we hold hands.

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She generally doesn't like holding hands with me.

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And that's because I have something that a lot of other people probably also have,

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which is that the second you hold hands with me, exactly two seconds later, my hands are wetter than a woman's butt.

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Exactly!

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You can also see it in the background!

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That's fucking annoying!

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That's my girlfriend, who has sacrificed it for you.

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That's because she needs to beg you.

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That's because my girlfriend doesn't like it when we wave our fingers.

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It gets too hot.

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She doesn't like to hold hands like this either,

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because that's how she held hands with her father.

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That's why she thinks it's weird.

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She's got a boyfriend.

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This is my girlfriend that I've found.

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It's a mix of two things.

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She's mixed up between the two of us.

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She's made a joke about this bitch, right?

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She's made the best of both worlds.

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She just does this.

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Just cut one finger off.

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This is what she calls a stepfather.

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Because as she says, when it's just a stepfather, it's okay to just cut one finger off.

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She's from Jutland.

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She's from Jutland!

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Guys, now you have your hands up in the air.

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Is it a love letter from the side?

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No, it's a first date.

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Fuck, it's a first date!

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I'm just going to ask you one question.

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What would you like to do?

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I'd like to go home.

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No.

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What would you like to do?

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I'd like to see her parents rape.

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We'll start with another scene.

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I'll explain that later.

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We've been made for the Ola Olympsgaard.

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I'm coming here!

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Not a single kiss, man.

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I've been sure it's bad.

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If it's always bad.

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It's always bad.

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But there are also times when you come in and they're a little quiet.

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So then you go in and you start laughing and then you say,

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It was you who were bad.

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So I'd like to allow myself high expectations from you.

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I also hope I can say the same.

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It's necessary, like a t-shirt, that I'm going to do a one-man show.

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So it's a bit of saying, come and see my show.

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It's not as good as everything else, but come and see it.

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You can't say that either.

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I'm not that bad of a salesman either.

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But...

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But it's the comedian who wants to know who has made a mess of his life.

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Who has also made a mess of his life?

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Well, there are a lot of people who have.

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TV2 Zulu is closed.

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I don't have a problem with that.

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I don't think it was a good channel right to the end.

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But what annoys me is that the official reason is that young people no longer want to exist.

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But I can see that a little differently.

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There are women like Jeppe Kofod who have fallen in love.

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And boys like Catholic priests who have fallen in love.

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So...

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I assume...

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Now I don't know how old you are.

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I'm not even standing to say.

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There are some who say, but you don't have to ask about age.

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Then just ask about age.

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There are no one who says that.

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You seemed so overwhelming when you were young.

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What age were you born in?

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I was born in 2001.

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2001.

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Okay, that's old.

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I don't think it's that much older.

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It's...

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You look pretty cute, but...

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But you owe us at the World Trade Center.

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So that's...

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There's something to be said about that.

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The question is...

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Yes?

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2002.

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2002, okay.

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Do you have a girlfriend?

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There's no one who wants to go up in the tower yet.

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Now it's as old as the Metro in Marhuns.

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And Dødsted.

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The last supermarket.

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And Denmark's only last place at a Yodavision Fair.

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And Denmark's only last in a final.

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But we were in the final.

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But we won a DP Nordic.

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Even though it's R candle gang with cake ice cream.

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I don't think I'm happy about them.

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There are some who were happy about yours.

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And the rest of you thought, I'm so old.

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So I can remember that.

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And she is...

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What's your age?

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150.

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150?

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Football?

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Føy?

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Yes, yes, yes. I am a fan of UB.

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That's something I'm thinking about.

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But also to try to win against the Senators.

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But Storbritannia is Denmark's best football league team.

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So that's something.

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What did you learn with the game and the game?

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87 years old.

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And just like my parents are messy and dirty nowadays.

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So yes, that's a winning year.

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I don't know if it is. I didn't experience it that year.

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How old are you in the team?

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88.

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That's a good year for Odense.

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Odense has a 1000 year anniversary.

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DR's national team was played in Odense.

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And TV2 opened in Odense.

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And Mø and my sister were born in Odense.

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So that's a good year for Odense.

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So yes, we know that.

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It's actually not that great to go up in years.

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Because then I also forget that time goes by.

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I've just turned 32.

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No, it's not that great either.

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But it's me who has had some of the most important years.

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But the craziest thing about turning 30 is that now I can legally be the best father.

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Because the sexual age is 15.

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And 15 times 15 is 30.

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Yes, I could also biologically have been the best father at an early age.

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But then I didn't have the responsibility to get out of prison early for pedophilia.

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I'm no longer the best father.

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I'm not that bad when I was 15.

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Just like now.

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But it's crazy to think that you could be that.

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Yes.

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But if in the evening, or in my show, or in another comedy in the evening,

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there is a joke that gets too gross, then remember that it is only a joke.

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You all seem very cool, but not all of you are.

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That's why I'm saying it, for a certain reason.

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The last month I pretended to be the youth of socialism.

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Then I make one joke.

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Then I make one joke.

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Then I make one joke.

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Then they're already mad there.

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Then they're being fooled by their autonomous friends and get tested.

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The next day I perform at a drawing party in Esbjerg.

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I make the grossest sexist joke.

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Then I got tested because it was too lame.

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But you never know.

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You should not say that women only have one brain cell.

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They don't have any shit.

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You don't know what to do with it.

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So I'm not afraid of it.

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It's a difficult show to make.

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It's my third one-man show.

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It's my third one-man show.

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The first one was when I had just worked at a youth cafe.

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That's when I got a little inspired.

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The second one was when I had just worked as a sexist.

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That was a joke in itself.

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But now I'm living my life.

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It's cool to live your hobby.

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But I don't experience anything.

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Because I'm making a comedy.

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It also gives me a lot of free time.

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Then you wonder if that's cool.

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Because I don't have that much money.

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I can't use my money because I don't make any money.

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You can't use your money because you're never free.

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If you work, you make money.

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But you can't use it because you're never free.

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And if you don't work, you don't make any money.

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Because you don't make any money.

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That's how we live our lives.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Something happened during my last one-man show.

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I changed doctors.

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I changed doctors.

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It's because my old doctor took me seriously.

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I was at the doctor's at one point.

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Because I had diabetes.

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And he was like, you have to go to the doctor.

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I can go in your boat.

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But you have to go there.

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Don't I have the right to be examined?

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What is that?

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If he was a cashier in Netto.

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He would say, can I just buy three liters of milk?

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Now you have to stop.

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You have a lot of milk.

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Try to hear it.

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I've often heard deadly sick people talk about

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because I never went to the doctor.

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Then they say, you shouldn't go to the doctor.

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When you go to the doctor, you get to know that you have to leave.

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It's not easy.

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I would like to know if I'm a hypocrite.

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If I'm a hypocrite.

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If I'm a hypocrite.

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If I'm sick somewhere, then I'm going to write you a will.

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I ordered a tombstone.

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I think that's what I said.

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That's why I still go to the doctor.

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I'm also a little very lonely.

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I also have problems with friendships.

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A few of them and loneliness.

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And that's why they were annoying there.

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At one point, a girl went to Good Morning Denmark

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and talked about how she was also lonely with some friends.

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She could identify me with.

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So I found her Instagram.

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And I wrote to her.

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Cool, you're talking about taboo.

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Like those who are lonely.

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Up for national television.

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I'm very lonely myself.

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Would you like to have a cup of coffee?

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She sees the message.

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She doesn't answer.

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Then you're not entitled to sit at Good Morning Denmark.

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You're robbed when you're robbed yourself.

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That's what she meant.

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I don't know if I have any friends.

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But sometimes it's also me who doesn't want to.

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Try to listen.

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Imagine that I'm robbed.

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I've tried to be a bit of it.

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Sometimes it's better to be a veterinarian.

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That's the clumsiness.

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Just smash it.

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I'm the first one last time I ended up in a hospital.

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Good pillow.

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Good

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Peanut.

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Te trains are expensive.

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How much do they cost?

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But you also have to do things that make you happy, but that can be difficult.

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Sometimes I also do things that absolutely make me happy.

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Now it has just been winter and I hate that time of year.

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I sat for a weekend in my apartment, so I was bored, because I didn't know what to do.

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No one could see me or anything.

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I go on Instagram, and I don't know if you should ever do that.

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No, it's normal, because then you get bombarded with all the other people's red-hot lives.

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There was a girl full as it is in the picture. She was in Thailand in 30 degrees Celsius.

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It was too much for me, so I wrote to her.

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Oh, how nice with Thailand, but make sure to listen to it, because I heard that there was a tsunami on the way.

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Smiley smiley and wave emoji.

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Then it's better in Thailand.

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I'm sorry, but it worked.

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Sometimes you just have the fun you make yourself.

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There was a time when I was sitting in a cafe, where there were a lot of people in there.

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And then the only thing that happened was that one of them got out and smoked a cigarette.

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And I was suspicious with big days.

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So I went up to the screen.

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And when she saw it, she had to turn off her screen and say,

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Hi, what are you doing?

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And I said, nothing anyway.

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And then I sat down again.

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And then I did that again when she went out to smoke.

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And then the next day I stood up and said,

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Now I know what I'm supposed to have, but it doesn't matter now.

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Have a good day.

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Yes.

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And that was funny enough in a period where the public as a language medium has disappeared from the province.

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Then we have the explanation.

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When Fyn drove 25b from Hvorint.

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My driving school is right now.

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Where?

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In Enderby.

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Full of a lot of stilts.

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No, not stilts.

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No, no, no.

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It's like that.

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It's like that.

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If we have to steal the transport from the province to drive and hang out in Copenhagen.

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Then we take a bus.

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It's boring.

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Why not a party tractor?

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It would be nice to drive that.

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I think Andersen was one of those.

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Or even better.

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A party mytasker.

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That would be nice.

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No.

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One of those lambs.

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Cool.

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Then you can drive.

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I'm a doctor.

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I don't know.

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It's much better.

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So...

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Or a party chicken tank.

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Fuldefinte km and Nathaniel Fox lol.

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Yes.

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Who has been zar applyr in my life?

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Well, the ph Greek and what i realized as 7 years old, which I still bear pity for...

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I OBFL.

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It has always been sh приготов.

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And as it happens every year, they fuck and .

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Wooo!

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Wooo!

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Now you're finally on the left side.

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The three seasons before he becomes OB number eight.

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And that's probably not a coincidence, because the one who owns OB is also the one who owns Lisi.

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And Lisi is the one who brings eight times eight.

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Then your team also becomes eight times eight. Then the phone number changes to number shock.

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Being an OB fan is a bit like being one of those women who fall in love with a lot of criminals.

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You know that it makes you sad that your whole family finds out that you're a criminal.

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And that you're the only one who thinks it's better in the morning.

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It's a bit like that.

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So OB has to go to other clubs and other stadiums.

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But there are also some arrogant, self-righteous clubs, I think.

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We were also looking at OB fans.

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We were looking at OB fans.

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We were looking at OB fans against B93 at Østerbro Stadium.

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It was a very diplomatic quarter.

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And because we're an Odense football club, they shouted afterwards,

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Os Andersen is dead! Os Andersen is dead!

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I've rarely seen Breaking News.

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It's been dead for 150 years.

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It's good that it came out.

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But when it's like that in the city hall, we can also hear,

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Skåne has become Swedish! Skåne has become Swedish!

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And the next time we meet, we can light up Titanic's sun.

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But there are also fans who are self-righteous.

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I've also seen Frams, which is a left-wing club in the south of Denmark.

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And their fans are self-righteous.

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They sing,

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La, la, la, la, la, the sun is rising from the south of Denmark.

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That's self-righteousness. I like that.

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But that's not among the super league fans.

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I've heard, for example, Randers FC fans sing,

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La, la, la, la, la, the horse is in Mokajby.

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Or FC Midtjylland fans sing,

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La, la, la, la, la, the Africans could like to go home.

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Or Grønby fans sing,

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La, la, la, la, la, the Swedes and their fathers are in Slumkvarteret.

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Or LCK fans sing,

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La, la, la, la, la, the treasure lies in money and Trump's sympathy.

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Or Norseland fans sing,

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Something like that, because they don't exist.

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I've noticed that the LCK fans often have a banner that says anti-1964.

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That's because their strong rivals, Grønby, founded in 1964.

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I'm not a big fan of Grønby either, but I don't think there's a reason to hang on for a whole year.

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There were also good things in 1964.

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Summer in peace premiered.

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It's a very good movie.

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I'm not a big fan of the LCK fans.

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It may well be that I've never experienced a championship,

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but I'm not supposed to be anti-summer in Torun.

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Today I'm coming back.

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I think the most funny thing is that

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Uber is a big fan of the LCK fans.

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He was born in 1964.

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Against his hair, but also against himself.

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Who would have thought that Uber was anti-Buber?

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He's still on the same wavelength with people.

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That's just how it is.

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Speaking of annoying slav-songs,

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or now it's some big slav-songs,

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that's not all that's cool.

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I noticed that, for example, at the World Championships last year,

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when Denmark played, they were often sung

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4-4-0, 4-0, 4-0.

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Oh my god, now we're being sung here.

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Funnily enough, Denmark didn't win any matches at the World Championships.

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Even if they had sung 1-1-0,

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they would have been self-sufficient.

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There's actually a reason to sing 4-0.

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I don't know if you're aware of it,

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but it's actually an anti-politic song.

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It's a hyl-

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It's a hyl-

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Yes, you've sung it before.

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It's a hyl-

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Palle Sørensen, who killed 4-4-0.

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It's a hyl-

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It's a hyl-

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It's a hyl-

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4-0 to Palle.

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And then it's not because Palle Sørensen is also dead today.

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It's good enough that he's naturally dead,

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and it's good enough to sing,

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4-4-1-3-0.

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I attended a party in the summer,

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where I was also invited to the annoying Christmas song,

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which was the worst thing ever.

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It was my first party at a party,

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but it was a one-day ticket.

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That was what I was advised to.

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Then I was supposed to have just as good a day to get,

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but it wasn't a party for me.

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Because what happens is that,

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I'm there for two hours.

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I've been there for two hours, and then I walk around with my old phone and my old navigation to find my friends,

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and then there's a huge cloud of smoke coming out of my phone.

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And then I found all my friends, and I couldn't find the other friends, I couldn't write to them from the phone that didn't work,

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so I handed it over to myself and paid 55 kroner per month. That was my money.

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But something before going to a concert was nice enough, but not that much, because there were some annoying people at the concert.

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Some people that I was actually in doubt if I was against death penalty.

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But seriously, apropos annoying slave songs, when the musicians went up on stage,

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those people were shouting, LOLOLOLOLOLOLO, LOLOLOLOLOLO, and I thought it was simply the SNRB fans that had gone wrong.

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But what I found out was that LOLOLO is a synonym for extra number or we want more.

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That's fine, but shout that instead if you don't understand the language of LOLOLOLO.

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What happens next?

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In the supermarket, someone stands there and says, can I get some cash to LOLOLOLOLOLO?

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Or in the bedroom.

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You really don't want to come, LOLOLOLOLOLO?

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Don't do that.

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I wrote about it with the phone behind me.

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Did you come with your girlfriend, or did you get a match?

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLO.

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What did she write about? Did you get a phone call from her?

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No, I didn't.

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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You're more important than my show, so don't say that.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLO.

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Do you want to scan my QR code?

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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Yes, that's what I tried.

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Yes, but you tried again later.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLO.

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I'm sure you won't come out before you scan my QR code.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLO.

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She just wants your number.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLO.

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My girlfriend called me.

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What are you doing?

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I was clapping the whole time.

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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LOLOLOLOLOL.

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Now, you should have done my QR code as well.

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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It's a new one.

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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You didn't say anything.

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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Yes, you did say something at the end.

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I didn't say anything.

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It was a number.

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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What is it?

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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I don't have a number.

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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LOLOLOLOLO.

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I just ran likeijev.

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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LOLOLOLOLOLO.

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You're that one.

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Okay, I'll stop here.

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What's your name?

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My name is Nete.

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Nete? That's okay.

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I'm not that critical of names, but that's fine.

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Nete, it's called Øresund's friend in Krummerne.

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It's always so great.

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You're from Øresund, right?

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My name is Kaja.

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Kaja?

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Do you know what Kaja Frøen is?

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Is it Kaja? No, it's not.

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What's your name?

25:49.940 --> 25:51.940
It's Sakja.

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Sakja? Okay.

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My name is Olav.

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I'm often the worst name.

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It's really one of the worst.

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You're the worst.

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I've been thinking that my name is Olav,

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and that's why I had to take a girl with a cool name.

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But she didn't give me a name.

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I was once in a relationship with a girl named Randi.

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And no one wants to date Olav and Randi.

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But Olav and Sakja, I really don't think they're that different.

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Even though you're prettier.

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Do you have a partner?

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No.

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Of course you do.

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You're all too pretty.

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Should we learn?

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No.

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Which guy do you like?

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I like Omar.

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There's no one who can model you.

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There's no one who has the imagination to make a beautiful piece.

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Omar?

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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It was festivals we talked about.

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I was at Roskilde.

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I wasn't supposed to say I was at a festival.

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It was in 2015.

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It wasn't the first time.

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It was a one-day ticket.

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There was a festival with me and a one-day ticket.

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There are a lot of Roskilde enthusiasts.

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One of the festivals you haven't really been to.

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You have to be there.

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You have to be there.

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You have to be there.

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It wasn't enough for people like me.

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Roskilde is worth it.

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How long has one been and when has it or not been?

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Where is the line?

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We're not going from the same kind.

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Has you been to ICA's Swimming myself?

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I swam some go-bads and stuff?

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Has you not really been to ICA before?

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One has to get rid of all the 가서.

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One has to use the toilet paper,

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one has to fill the sum environment.

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It ready to go to the childoms- soon.

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Then I haven't been to ICA's swimming didn't I?

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You wouldn't want to say that.

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Right.

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It's good to be the one who thinks otherwise. I have autism, and I'm a faggot, and that's what I'm thinking about.

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I think the world is strange. I saw a Facebook group called Boycott American goods on Facebook.

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The answer to that is to release a boycott Swedish goods song on Spotify.

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If you boycott something, it's either or. I don't want to say, don't eat meat in view of the climate.

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But you can also just be me.

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I got my diagnosis quite early on, and it was already in high school.

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It started in high school.

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And I grew up in a nice part of Odense, which is called Autism High School.

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It's the busiest part of Odense.

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But you don't know that.

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Where did you grow up?

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In Hillerød.

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In Hillerød.

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So you grew up in Hillerød.

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But because you have autism, you have to go to high school together with the others.

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So in all of Odense.

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And then you got shot in the head.

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Yes, I got shot in the head.

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Where did you grow up then?

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In Ølstykke.

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In Ølstykke.

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In Ølstykke.

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I'm not sure I remember that.

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But where did you grow up then?

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In Viby.

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In Viby.

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And it's a city that's full of...

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Okay, hold your eyes.

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Take a glass of Viby, or.

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Are you mad at people?

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No.

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Okay.

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But with a Viby perspective, it's the right answer to grow up in a nice part of Viby.

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Because you have autism, but then you have to go to high school, but the others have to go to school.

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So I didn't understand.

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Where did you grow up?

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In Svendbo

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Oh, in Svendbo?

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That's cool

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Then you should have been sent to Spasser in Tøsingen

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No, no, no

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Rødkøbing, yes

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Tøsingen, yes

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Skov, that's the worst

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There's a school in the west that has the worst types of people

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You had to choose that

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You didn't know that?

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No, that was the reason

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You say Skov, most people say Mordor

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But that's fair enough

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Yes

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Go, go, go

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Yeah, no fucking clue

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Somebody else's

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47th birthday?

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I need some 43, 43

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No, 34, 34

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Anyways, on with the show

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If you want to see us again

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Follow us on Zoom

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We're everywhere

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Facebook, Instagram, Grindr

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Thank you so much for tonight

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My name is Simon Riemann

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You've been a fantastic audience

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Thank you

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Thank you

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Thank you

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Thank you