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35 sudo apt install nvidia-smi 36 nvidia-detect 27 sudo dpkg -i Downloads/libglx-nvidia-tesla-470-0_470.256.02-1~deb12u1_amd64.deb 37 sudo apt install nvidia-tesla-470-driver 52 CUDA_VISIBLE_DEVICES=2 whisper knock-knock_da.mp3 --language da --model turbo
Comedy {translated}
WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:04.000 Do you want me to say a couple of things about BKB? 00:04.000 --> 00:06.000 Fucking sucks to be an adult. 00:06.000 --> 00:09.000 I've come to an age now, as a 30 year old, that's the line. 00:09.000 --> 00:13.000 When you're over 30, it's over with getting cool gifts. 00:13.000 --> 00:15.000 I only get shitty gifts from now on. 00:15.000 --> 00:17.000 I'm also self-sufficient. I'm the type of person who doesn't really wish for anything, 00:17.000 --> 00:21.000 but at the same time gets really disappointed if I don't get what I wish for. 00:21.000 --> 00:23.000 My girlfriend has made a wish list for me. 00:23.000 --> 00:26.000 She's just filled it with all of our common wishes. 00:26.000 --> 00:31.000 Since this Christmas, I've openly wished for a toilet brush from Vib. 00:31.000 --> 00:34.000 I was supposed to hold the wheel, but my stupid girlfriend just looked at me and went 00:34.000 --> 00:35.000 Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. 00:35.000 --> 00:37.000 He shits a lot, that's what he wants. 00:37.000 --> 00:38.000 We'll buy that. 00:38.000 --> 00:41.000 I have a toilet brush from Vib now. 00:41.000 --> 00:43.000 Nikita, do you know what it costs? 00:43.000 --> 00:47.000 It costs 1500 kroner. 00:47.000 --> 00:51.000 I have a toilet brush for 1500 kroner. 00:51.000 --> 00:53.000 It doesn't have Bluetooth or anything. 00:53.000 --> 00:55.000 It doesn't even have the power switch or anything. 00:55.000 --> 00:56.000 It's expensive. 00:56.000 --> 00:58.000 Nikita, you need to go to the toilet right away. 00:58.000 --> 01:00.000 Now I'm going to be a stupid, ungrateful child. 01:00.000 --> 01:03.000 Are you aware of how much legumes I could have gotten for 500 kroner? 01:12.000 --> 01:16.000 There are so many objects in my home, but I have no fucking meaning. 01:16.000 --> 01:19.000 I have a bathing suit from hay. 01:21.000 --> 01:24.000 I wasn't aware that hay was a strange thing. 01:24.000 --> 01:25.000 I just thought, hay is expensive. 01:25.000 --> 01:26.000 That's it. 01:26.000 --> 01:27.000 This bathing suit doesn't really dare to get wet. 01:27.000 --> 01:28.000 It's a bad bathing suit. 01:28.000 --> 01:29.000 That's it. 01:29.000 --> 01:30.000 If you make your bathing wings candy frozen, it doesn't make any fucking sense. 01:30.000 --> 01:31.000 Every time I go to the bathroom, I have to take this shit off. 01:31.000 --> 01:32.000 Then I have to fold it. 01:32.000 --> 01:33.000 I put it on such a nice little bathing suit they have outside the bathroom. 01:33.000 --> 01:34.000 Then I have to hang up the shit when I'm done. 01:34.000 --> 01:35.000 Because as my wife says, when it gets wet, it just has to dry out. 01:35.000 --> 01:36.000 Now they say something about a bathing suit. 01:36.000 --> 01:37.000 I don't know. 01:37.000 --> 01:38.000 I don't know. 01:38.000 --> 01:39.000 I don't know. 01:39.000 --> 01:40.000 I don't know. 01:40.000 --> 01:41.000 I don't know. 01:41.000 --> 01:42.000 I don't know. 01:42.000 --> 01:43.000 I don't know. 01:43.000 --> 01:44.000 I don't know. 01:44.000 --> 01:45.000 I don't know. 01:45.000 --> 01:46.000 I don't know. 01:46.000 --> 01:47.000 I don't know. 01:47.000 --> 01:48.000 I don't know. 01:48.000 --> 01:49.000 I don't know. 01:49.000 --> 01:50.000 I don't know. 01:50.000 --> 01:51.000 I don't know. 01:51.000 --> 01:52.000 I don't know. 01:52.000 --> 01:54.000 I'm afraid she's just gonna turn my whole head to Institutes and think I'm a god damn 01:54.000 --> 01:55.000 wimp. 01:55.000 --> 01:56.000 In some sense, that would be good. 01:56.000 --> 01:57.000 But inside I'm not. 01:57.000 --> 02:01.040 I'm human on the one hand. 02:01.040 --> 02:08.600 In the other hand, I just want to smile and look good. 02:08.600 --> 02:09.700 That way I can make friends with real people. 02:09.700 --> 02:10.940 I'm not on those nooblasters, but I think I've got to help out. 02:10.940 --> 02:11.940 I'll give you love and respect first. 02:11.940 --> 02:12.940 Don't leave. 02:12.940 --> 02:13.940 500功?? 02:13.940 --> 02:14.940 No. 02:14.940 --> 02:15.940 60. 02:15.940 --> 02:16.940 That part sounds good. 02:16.940 --> 02:29.940 She's a very cute character. She's also weird, isn't she? 02:29.940 --> 02:35.940 My character has this thing that she doesn't like when we wave our fingers when we hold hands. 02:35.940 --> 02:38.940 She generally doesn't like holding hands with me. 02:38.940 --> 02:41.940 And that's because I have something that a lot of other people probably also have, 02:41.940 --> 02:48.940 which is that the second you hold hands with me, exactly two seconds later, my hands are wetter than a woman's butt. 02:48.940 --> 02:50.940 Exactly! 02:50.940 --> 02:51.940 You can also see it in the background! 02:51.940 --> 02:53.940 That's fucking annoying! 02:53.940 --> 02:55.940 That's my girlfriend, who has sacrificed it for you. 02:55.940 --> 02:57.940 That's because she needs to beg you. 03:02.940 --> 03:04.940 That's because my girlfriend doesn't like it when we wave our fingers. 03:04.940 --> 03:05.940 It gets too hot. 03:05.940 --> 03:07.940 She doesn't like to hold hands like this either, 03:07.940 --> 03:08.940 because that's how she held hands with her father. 03:08.940 --> 03:10.940 That's why she thinks it's weird. 03:10.940 --> 03:12.940 She's got a boyfriend. 03:14.940 --> 03:16.940 This is my girlfriend that I've found. 03:16.940 --> 03:18.940 It's a mix of two things. 03:18.940 --> 03:19.940 She's mixed up between the two of us. 03:19.940 --> 03:21.940 She's made a joke about this bitch, right? 03:22.940 --> 03:23.940 She's made the best of both worlds. 03:23.940 --> 03:24.940 She just does this. 03:26.940 --> 03:28.940 Just cut one finger off. 03:29.940 --> 03:31.940 This is what she calls a stepfather. 03:33.940 --> 03:36.940 Because as she says, when it's just a stepfather, it's okay to just cut one finger off. 03:39.940 --> 03:40.940 She's from Jutland. 03:40.940 --> 03:41.940 She's from Jutland! 03:44.940 --> 03:45.940 Guys, now you have your hands up in the air. 03:45.940 --> 03:46.940 Is it a love letter from the side? 03:46.940 --> 03:48.940 No, it's a first date. 03:50.940 --> 03:51.940 Fuck, it's a first date! 03:57.940 --> 03:59.940 I'm just going to ask you one question. 03:59.940 --> 04:00.940 What would you like to do? 04:02.940 --> 04:03.940 I'd like to go home. 04:04.940 --> 04:05.940 No. 04:05.940 --> 04:06.940 What would you like to do? 04:06.940 --> 04:09.940 I'd like to see her parents rape. 04:12.940 --> 04:13.940 We'll start with another scene. 04:13.940 --> 04:14.940 I'll explain that later. 04:16.940 --> 04:18.940 We've been made for the Ola Olympsgaard. 04:18.940 --> 04:19.940 I'm coming here! 04:26.940 --> 04:27.940 Not a single kiss, man. 04:29.940 --> 04:31.940 I've been sure it's bad. 04:32.940 --> 04:33.940 If it's always bad. 04:33.940 --> 04:34.940 It's always bad. 04:34.940 --> 04:37.940 But there are also times when you come in and they're a little quiet. 04:37.940 --> 04:40.940 So then you go in and you start laughing and then you say, 04:40.940 --> 04:42.940 It was you who were bad. 04:43.940 --> 04:46.940 So I'd like to allow myself high expectations from you. 04:48.940 --> 04:50.940 I also hope I can say the same. 04:50.940 --> 04:53.940 It's necessary, like a t-shirt, that I'm going to do a one-man show. 04:53.940 --> 04:55.940 So it's a bit of saying, come and see my show. 04:55.940 --> 04:57.940 It's not as good as everything else, but come and see it. 04:57.940 --> 04:59.940 You can't say that either. 04:59.940 --> 05:01.940 I'm not that bad of a salesman either. 05:01.940 --> 05:02.940 But... 05:02.940 --> 05:05.940 But it's the comedian who wants to know who has made a mess of his life. 05:05.940 --> 05:06.940 Who has also made a mess of his life? 05:06.940 --> 05:08.940 Well, there are a lot of people who have. 05:08.940 --> 05:10.940 TV2 Zulu is closed. 05:12.940 --> 05:13.940 I don't have a problem with that. 05:13.940 --> 05:16.940 I don't think it was a good channel right to the end. 05:16.940 --> 05:21.940 But what annoys me is that the official reason is that young people no longer want to exist. 05:21.940 --> 05:23.940 But I can see that a little differently. 05:25.940 --> 05:28.940 There are women like Jeppe Kofod who have fallen in love. 05:28.940 --> 05:33.940 And boys like Catholic priests who have fallen in love. 05:33.940 --> 05:35.940 So... 05:35.940 --> 05:36.940 I assume... 05:36.940 --> 05:38.940 Now I don't know how old you are. 05:38.940 --> 05:40.940 I'm not even standing to say. 05:40.940 --> 05:43.940 There are some who say, but you don't have to ask about age. 05:43.940 --> 05:45.940 Then just ask about age. 05:45.940 --> 05:47.940 There are no one who says that. 05:47.940 --> 05:49.940 You seemed so overwhelming when you were young. 05:49.940 --> 05:51.940 What age were you born in? 05:51.940 --> 05:52.940 I was born in 2001. 05:52.940 --> 05:53.940 2001. 05:53.940 --> 05:54.940 Okay, that's old. 05:54.940 --> 05:56.940 I don't think it's that much older. 05:56.940 --> 05:57.940 It's... 05:57.940 --> 05:59.940 You look pretty cute, but... 05:59.940 --> 06:01.940 But you owe us at the World Trade Center. 06:01.940 --> 06:02.940 So that's... 06:04.940 --> 06:06.940 There's something to be said about that. 06:06.940 --> 06:08.940 The question is... 06:08.940 --> 06:09.940 Yes? 06:09.940 --> 06:10.940 2002. 06:10.940 --> 06:11.940 2002, okay. 06:11.940 --> 06:12.940 Do you have a girlfriend? 06:14.940 --> 06:16.940 There's no one who wants to go up in the tower yet. 06:20.940 --> 06:22.940 Now it's as old as the Metro in Marhuns. 06:22.940 --> 06:23.940 And Dødsted. 06:23.940 --> 06:24.940 The last supermarket. 06:24.940 --> 06:27.940 And Denmark's only last place at a Yodavision Fair. 06:27.940 --> 06:30.940 And Denmark's only last in a final. 06:30.940 --> 06:32.940 But we were in the final. 06:32.940 --> 06:34.940 But we won a DP Nordic. 06:34.940 --> 06:35.940 Even though it's R candle gang with cake ice cream. 06:44.940 --> 06:45.940 I don't think I'm happy about them. 06:45.940 --> 06:46.940 There are some who were happy about yours. 06:46.940 --> 06:48.940 And the rest of you thought, I'm so old. 06:48.940 --> 06:51.940 So I can remember that. 06:51.940 --> 06:52.940 And she is... 06:52.940 --> 06:54.940 What's your age? 06:54.940 --> 06:55.940 150. 06:55.940 --> 06:56.940 150? 06:56.940 --> 06:58.940 Football? 06:58.940 --> 07:00.940 Føy? 07:00.940 --> 07:05.940 Yes, yes, yes. I am a fan of UB. 07:05.940 --> 07:09.940 That's something I'm thinking about. 07:09.940 --> 07:13.940 But also to try to win against the Senators. 07:13.940 --> 07:17.940 But Storbritannia is Denmark's best football league team. 07:17.940 --> 07:19.940 So that's something. 07:19.940 --> 07:23.940 What did you learn with the game and the game? 07:23.940 --> 07:25.940 87 years old. 07:25.940 --> 07:28.940 And just like my parents are messy and dirty nowadays. 07:35.940 --> 07:38.940 So yes, that's a winning year. 07:38.940 --> 07:42.940 I don't know if it is. I didn't experience it that year. 07:42.940 --> 07:46.940 How old are you in the team? 07:46.940 --> 07:48.940 88. 07:48.940 --> 07:51.940 That's a good year for Odense. 07:51.940 --> 07:53.940 Odense has a 1000 year anniversary. 07:53.940 --> 07:56.940 DR's national team was played in Odense. 07:56.940 --> 07:59.940 And TV2 opened in Odense. 07:59.940 --> 08:02.940 And Mø and my sister were born in Odense. 08:02.940 --> 08:05.940 So that's a good year for Odense. 08:05.940 --> 08:08.940 So yes, we know that. 08:08.940 --> 08:11.940 It's actually not that great to go up in years. 08:11.940 --> 08:13.940 Because then I also forget that time goes by. 08:13.940 --> 08:16.940 I've just turned 32. 08:16.940 --> 08:19.940 No, it's not that great either. 08:19.940 --> 08:22.940 But it's me who has had some of the most important years. 08:23.940 --> 08:28.940 But the craziest thing about turning 30 is that now I can legally be the best father. 08:30.940 --> 08:33.940 Because the sexual age is 15. 08:33.940 --> 08:35.940 And 15 times 15 is 30. 08:35.940 --> 08:39.940 Yes, I could also biologically have been the best father at an early age. 08:39.940 --> 08:44.940 But then I didn't have the responsibility to get out of prison early for pedophilia. 08:47.940 --> 08:49.940 I'm no longer the best father. 08:49.940 --> 08:51.940 I'm not that bad when I was 15. 08:51.940 --> 08:54.940 Just like now. 08:54.940 --> 08:58.940 But it's crazy to think that you could be that. 08:58.940 --> 08:59.940 Yes. 08:59.940 --> 09:06.940 But if in the evening, or in my show, or in another comedy in the evening, 09:06.940 --> 09:09.940 there is a joke that gets too gross, then remember that it is only a joke. 09:09.940 --> 09:12.940 You all seem very cool, but not all of you are. 09:12.940 --> 09:15.940 That's why I'm saying it, for a certain reason. 09:15.940 --> 09:18.940 The last month I pretended to be the youth of socialism. 09:18.940 --> 09:19.940 Then I make one joke. 09:19.940 --> 09:20.940 Then I make one joke. 09:20.940 --> 09:21.940 Then I make one joke. 09:21.940 --> 09:22.940 Then they're already mad there. 09:22.940 --> 09:25.940 Then they're being fooled by their autonomous friends and get tested. 09:27.940 --> 09:30.940 The next day I perform at a drawing party in Esbjerg. 09:30.940 --> 09:32.940 I make the grossest sexist joke. 09:32.940 --> 09:34.940 Then I got tested because it was too lame. 09:35.940 --> 09:37.940 But you never know. 09:37.940 --> 09:40.940 You should not say that women only have one brain cell. 09:40.940 --> 09:42.940 They don't have any shit. 09:42.940 --> 09:44.940 You don't know what to do with it. 09:44.940 --> 09:46.940 So I'm not afraid of it. 09:47.940 --> 09:48.940 It's a difficult show to make. 09:48.940 --> 09:49.940 It's my third one-man show. 09:49.940 --> 09:51.940 It's my third one-man show. 09:51.940 --> 09:55.940 The first one was when I had just worked at a youth cafe. 09:55.940 --> 09:57.940 That's when I got a little inspired. 09:57.940 --> 09:59.940 The second one was when I had just worked as a sexist. 09:59.940 --> 10:01.940 That was a joke in itself. 10:02.940 --> 10:04.940 But now I'm living my life. 10:04.940 --> 10:06.940 It's cool to live your hobby. 10:06.940 --> 10:08.940 But I don't experience anything. 10:08.940 --> 10:10.940 Because I'm making a comedy. 10:12.940 --> 10:14.940 It also gives me a lot of free time. 10:14.940 --> 10:16.940 Then you wonder if that's cool. 10:16.940 --> 10:17.940 Because I don't have that much money. 10:17.940 --> 10:22.940 I can't use my money because I don't make any money. 10:22.940 --> 10:26.940 You can't use your money because you're never free. 10:26.940 --> 10:28.940 If you work, you make money. 10:28.940 --> 10:30.940 But you can't use it because you're never free. 10:30.940 --> 10:32.940 And if you don't work, you don't make any money. 10:32.940 --> 10:34.940 Because you don't make any money. 10:34.940 --> 10:36.940 That's how we live our lives. 10:36.940 --> 10:38.940 Thank you. 10:38.940 --> 10:40.940 Thank you. 10:41.940 --> 10:44.940 Something happened during my last one-man show. 10:44.940 --> 10:46.940 I changed doctors. 10:46.940 --> 10:48.940 I changed doctors. 10:50.940 --> 10:53.940 It's because my old doctor took me seriously. 10:53.940 --> 10:55.940 I was at the doctor's at one point. 10:55.940 --> 10:57.940 Because I had diabetes. 10:57.940 --> 10:59.940 And he was like, you have to go to the doctor. 10:59.940 --> 11:01.940 I can go in your boat. 11:01.940 --> 11:03.940 But you have to go there. 11:03.940 --> 11:05.940 Don't I have the right to be examined? 11:05.940 --> 11:07.940 What is that? 11:07.940 --> 11:09.940 If he was a cashier in Netto. 11:09.940 --> 11:11.940 He would say, can I just buy three liters of milk? 11:11.940 --> 11:13.940 Now you have to stop. 11:13.940 --> 11:15.940 You have a lot of milk. 11:16.940 --> 11:18.940 Try to hear it. 11:18.940 --> 11:20.940 I've often heard deadly sick people talk about 11:20.940 --> 11:22.940 because I never went to the doctor. 11:22.940 --> 11:24.940 Then they say, you shouldn't go to the doctor. 11:24.940 --> 11:26.940 When you go to the doctor, you get to know that you have to leave. 11:26.940 --> 11:28.940 It's not easy. 11:28.940 --> 11:32.940 I would like to know if I'm a hypocrite. 11:32.940 --> 11:34.940 If I'm a hypocrite. 11:34.940 --> 11:36.940 If I'm a hypocrite. 11:36.940 --> 11:40.940 If I'm sick somewhere, then I'm going to write you a will. 11:40.940 --> 11:42.940 I ordered a tombstone. 11:42.940 --> 11:44.940 I think that's what I said. 11:44.940 --> 11:47.940 That's why I still go to the doctor. 11:50.940 --> 11:52.940 I'm also a little very lonely. 11:52.940 --> 11:55.940 I also have problems with friendships. 11:55.940 --> 11:57.940 A few of them and loneliness. 11:57.940 --> 11:59.940 And that's why they were annoying there. 11:59.940 --> 12:01.940 At one point, a girl went to Good Morning Denmark 12:01.940 --> 12:03.940 and talked about how she was also lonely with some friends. 12:03.940 --> 12:05.940 She could identify me with. 12:05.940 --> 12:06.940 So I found her Instagram. 12:06.940 --> 12:07.940 And I wrote to her. 12:07.940 --> 12:08.940 Cool, you're talking about taboo. 12:08.940 --> 12:09.940 Like those who are lonely. 12:09.940 --> 12:10.940 Up for national television. 12:10.940 --> 12:11.940 I'm very lonely myself. 12:11.940 --> 12:12.940 Would you like to have a cup of coffee? 12:12.940 --> 12:13.940 She sees the message. 12:13.940 --> 12:14.940 She doesn't answer. 12:14.940 --> 12:18.940 Then you're not entitled to sit at Good Morning Denmark. 12:18.940 --> 12:22.940 You're robbed when you're robbed yourself. 12:22.940 --> 12:24.940 That's what she meant. 12:24.940 --> 12:26.940 I don't know if I have any friends. 12:26.940 --> 12:28.940 But sometimes it's also me who doesn't want to. 12:28.940 --> 12:31.940 Try to listen. 12:31.940 --> 12:34.940 Imagine that I'm robbed. 12:34.940 --> 12:36.940 I've tried to be a bit of it. 12:36.940 --> 12:38.940 Sometimes it's better to be a veterinarian. 12:38.940 --> 12:41.940 That's the clumsiness. 12:41.940 --> 12:42.940 Just smash it. 12:43.940 --> 12:45.940 I'm the first one last time I ended up in a hospital. 12:45.940 --> 12:46.940 Good pillow. 12:46.940 --> 13:08.720 Good 13:08.720 --> 13:10.940 Peanut. 13:10.940 --> 13:11.940 Te trains are expensive. 13:11.940 --> 13:12.940 How much do they cost? 13:12.940 --> 13:17.940 But you also have to do things that make you happy, but that can be difficult. 13:17.940 --> 13:19.940 Sometimes I also do things that absolutely make me happy. 13:19.940 --> 13:21.940 Now it has just been winter and I hate that time of year. 13:21.940 --> 13:25.940 I sat for a weekend in my apartment, so I was bored, because I didn't know what to do. 13:25.940 --> 13:26.940 No one could see me or anything. 13:26.940 --> 13:29.940 I go on Instagram, and I don't know if you should ever do that. 13:29.940 --> 13:33.940 No, it's normal, because then you get bombarded with all the other people's red-hot lives. 13:33.940 --> 13:36.940 There was a girl full as it is in the picture. She was in Thailand in 30 degrees Celsius. 13:36.940 --> 13:38.940 It was too much for me, so I wrote to her. 13:38.940 --> 13:42.940 Oh, how nice with Thailand, but make sure to listen to it, because I heard that there was a tsunami on the way. 13:45.940 --> 13:47.940 Smiley smiley and wave emoji. 13:49.940 --> 13:51.940 Then it's better in Thailand. 13:52.940 --> 13:54.940 I'm sorry, but it worked. 13:55.940 --> 13:57.940 Sometimes you just have the fun you make yourself. 13:57.940 --> 14:01.940 There was a time when I was sitting in a cafe, where there were a lot of people in there. 14:01.940 --> 14:05.940 And then the only thing that happened was that one of them got out and smoked a cigarette. 14:05.940 --> 14:07.940 And I was suspicious with big days. 14:07.940 --> 14:08.940 So I went up to the screen. 14:08.940 --> 14:11.940 And when she saw it, she had to turn off her screen and say, 14:11.940 --> 14:12.940 Hi, what are you doing? 14:12.940 --> 14:13.940 And I said, nothing anyway. 14:13.940 --> 14:15.940 And then I sat down again. 14:15.940 --> 14:18.940 And then I did that again when she went out to smoke. 14:18.940 --> 14:20.940 And then the next day I stood up and said, 14:20.940 --> 14:22.940 Now I know what I'm supposed to have, but it doesn't matter now. 14:22.940 --> 14:23.940 Have a good day. 16:42.940 --> 16:43.940 Yes. 16:45.940 --> 16:49.940 And that was funny enough in a period where the public as a language medium has disappeared from the province. 16:49.940 --> 16:51.940 Then we have the explanation. 16:51.940 --> 16:53.940 When Fyn drove 25b from Hvorint. 16:53.940 --> 16:55.940 My driving school is right now. 16:55.940 --> 16:56.940 Where? 16:56.940 --> 16:57.940 In Enderby. 16:57.940 --> 16:58.940 Full of a lot of stilts. 16:58.940 --> 16:59.940 No, not stilts. 16:59.940 --> 17:00.940 No, no, no. 17:00.940 --> 17:01.940 It's like that. 17:01.940 --> 17:02.940 It's like that. 17:02.940 --> 17:06.940 If we have to steal the transport from the province to drive and hang out in Copenhagen. 17:06.940 --> 17:07.940 Then we take a bus. 17:07.940 --> 17:08.940 It's boring. 17:08.940 --> 17:09.940 Why not a party tractor? 17:10.940 --> 17:11.940 It would be nice to drive that. 17:11.940 --> 17:13.940 I think Andersen was one of those. 17:13.940 --> 17:14.940 Or even better. 17:14.940 --> 17:15.940 A party mytasker. 17:15.940 --> 17:16.940 That would be nice. 17:17.940 --> 17:18.940 No. 17:18.940 --> 17:19.940 One of those lambs. 17:19.940 --> 17:20.940 Cool. 17:20.940 --> 17:21.940 Then you can drive. 17:21.940 --> 17:22.940 I'm a doctor. 17:22.940 --> 17:23.940 I don't know. 17:23.940 --> 17:24.940 It's much better. 17:24.940 --> 17:25.940 So... 17:28.940 --> 17:30.940 Or a party chicken tank. 17:31.940 --> 17:37.940 Fuldefinte km and Nathaniel Fox lol. 17:37.940 --> 17:38.940 Yes. 17:38.940 --> 17:44.940 Who has been zar applyr in my life? 17:44.940 --> 17:53.940 Well, the ph Greek and what i realized as 7 years old, which I still bear pity for... 17:53.940 --> 17:55.940 I OBFL. 17:55.940 --> 17:58.940 It has always been sh приготов. 17:58.940 --> 18:01.940 And as it happens every year, they fuck and . 18:01.940 --> 18:03.940 Wooo! 18:03.940 --> 18:05.940 Wooo! 18:05.940 --> 18:09.940 Now you're finally on the left side. 18:09.940 --> 18:14.940 The three seasons before he becomes OB number eight. 18:14.940 --> 18:18.940 And that's probably not a coincidence, because the one who owns OB is also the one who owns Lisi. 18:18.940 --> 18:21.940 And Lisi is the one who brings eight times eight. 18:21.940 --> 18:26.940 Then your team also becomes eight times eight. Then the phone number changes to number shock. 18:26.940 --> 18:33.940 Being an OB fan is a bit like being one of those women who fall in love with a lot of criminals. 18:33.940 --> 18:38.940 You know that it makes you sad that your whole family finds out that you're a criminal. 18:38.940 --> 18:41.940 And that you're the only one who thinks it's better in the morning. 18:41.940 --> 18:44.940 It's a bit like that. 18:44.940 --> 18:47.940 So OB has to go to other clubs and other stadiums. 18:47.940 --> 18:52.940 But there are also some arrogant, self-righteous clubs, I think. 18:52.940 --> 18:55.940 We were also looking at OB fans. 18:55.940 --> 18:56.940 We were looking at OB fans. 18:56.940 --> 18:59.940 We were looking at OB fans against B93 at Østerbro Stadium. 18:59.940 --> 19:03.940 It was a very diplomatic quarter. 19:03.940 --> 19:06.940 And because we're an Odense football club, they shouted afterwards, 19:06.940 --> 19:09.940 Os Andersen is dead! Os Andersen is dead! 19:11.940 --> 19:14.940 I've rarely seen Breaking News. 19:14.940 --> 19:17.940 It's been dead for 150 years. 19:17.940 --> 19:19.940 It's good that it came out. 19:19.940 --> 19:22.940 But when it's like that in the city hall, we can also hear, 19:22.940 --> 19:25.940 Skåne has become Swedish! Skåne has become Swedish! 19:25.940 --> 19:29.940 And the next time we meet, we can light up Titanic's sun. 19:31.940 --> 19:35.940 But there are also fans who are self-righteous. 19:35.940 --> 19:39.940 I've also seen Frams, which is a left-wing club in the south of Denmark. 19:39.940 --> 19:42.940 And their fans are self-righteous. 19:42.940 --> 19:43.940 They sing, 19:43.940 --> 19:46.940 La, la, la, la, la, the sun is rising from the south of Denmark. 19:46.940 --> 19:49.940 That's self-righteousness. I like that. 19:49.940 --> 19:51.940 But that's not among the super league fans. 19:51.940 --> 19:54.940 I've heard, for example, Randers FC fans sing, 19:54.940 --> 19:58.940 La, la, la, la, la, the horse is in Mokajby. 19:58.940 --> 20:00.940 Or FC Midtjylland fans sing, 20:00.940 --> 20:04.940 La, la, la, la, la, the Africans could like to go home. 20:04.940 --> 20:06.940 Or Grønby fans sing, 20:06.940 --> 20:11.940 La, la, la, la, la, the Swedes and their fathers are in Slumkvarteret. 20:11.940 --> 20:12.940 Or LCK fans sing, 20:12.940 --> 20:18.940 La, la, la, la, la, the treasure lies in money and Trump's sympathy. 20:18.940 --> 20:20.940 Or Norseland fans sing, 20:20.940 --> 20:22.940 Something like that, because they don't exist. 20:24.940 --> 20:38.940 I've noticed that the LCK fans often have a banner that says anti-1964. 20:38.940 --> 20:41.940 That's because their strong rivals, Grønby, founded in 1964. 20:41.940 --> 20:46.940 I'm not a big fan of Grønby either, but I don't think there's a reason to hang on for a whole year. 20:46.940 --> 20:48.940 There were also good things in 1964. 20:48.940 --> 20:50.940 Summer in peace premiered. 20:50.940 --> 20:52.940 It's a very good movie. 20:52.940 --> 20:54.940 I'm not a big fan of the LCK fans. 20:54.940 --> 20:56.940 It may well be that I've never experienced a championship, 20:56.940 --> 20:58.940 but I'm not supposed to be anti-summer in Torun. 20:58.940 --> 21:02.940 Today I'm coming back. 21:02.940 --> 21:04.940 I think the most funny thing is that 21:04.940 --> 21:07.940 Uber is a big fan of the LCK fans. 21:07.940 --> 21:09.940 He was born in 1964. 21:09.940 --> 21:12.940 Against his hair, but also against himself. 21:12.940 --> 21:16.940 Who would have thought that Uber was anti-Buber? 21:16.940 --> 21:19.940 He's still on the same wavelength with people. 21:19.940 --> 21:21.940 That's just how it is. 21:22.940 --> 21:24.940 Speaking of annoying slav-songs, 21:24.940 --> 21:26.940 or now it's some big slav-songs, 21:26.940 --> 21:28.940 that's not all that's cool. 21:28.940 --> 21:31.940 I noticed that, for example, at the World Championships last year, 21:31.940 --> 21:33.940 when Denmark played, they were often sung 21:33.940 --> 21:36.940 4-4-0, 4-0, 4-0. 21:36.940 --> 21:39.940 Oh my god, now we're being sung here. 21:39.940 --> 21:42.940 Funnily enough, Denmark didn't win any matches at the World Championships. 21:42.940 --> 21:44.940 Even if they had sung 1-1-0, 21:44.940 --> 21:46.940 they would have been self-sufficient. 21:46.940 --> 21:49.940 There's actually a reason to sing 4-0. 21:49.940 --> 21:50.940 I don't know if you're aware of it, 21:50.940 --> 21:53.940 but it's actually an anti-politic song. 21:53.940 --> 21:54.940 It's a hyl- 21:54.940 --> 21:55.940 It's a hyl- 21:55.940 --> 21:57.940 Yes, you've sung it before. 21:57.940 --> 21:58.940 It's a hyl- 21:58.940 --> 22:00.940 Palle Sørensen, who killed 4-4-0. 22:00.940 --> 22:01.940 It's a hyl- 22:01.940 --> 22:02.940 It's a hyl- 22:02.940 --> 22:03.940 It's a hyl- 22:03.940 --> 22:04.940 4-0 to Palle. 22:04.940 --> 22:09.940 And then it's not because Palle Sørensen is also dead today. 22:09.940 --> 22:12.940 It's good enough that he's naturally dead, 22:12.940 --> 22:13.940 and it's good enough to sing, 22:13.940 --> 22:20.940 4-4-1-3-0. 22:20.940 --> 22:23.940 I attended a party in the summer, 22:23.940 --> 22:25.940 where I was also invited to the annoying Christmas song, 22:25.940 --> 22:27.940 which was the worst thing ever. 22:27.940 --> 22:29.940 It was my first party at a party, 22:29.940 --> 22:30.940 but it was a one-day ticket. 22:30.940 --> 22:32.940 That was what I was advised to. 22:32.940 --> 22:36.940 Then I was supposed to have just as good a day to get, 22:36.940 --> 22:38.940 but it wasn't a party for me. 22:38.940 --> 22:40.940 Because what happens is that, 22:40.940 --> 22:42.940 I'm there for two hours. 22:42.940 --> 22:52.940 I've been there for two hours, and then I walk around with my old phone and my old navigation to find my friends, 22:52.940 --> 22:55.940 and then there's a huge cloud of smoke coming out of my phone. 22:55.940 --> 23:00.940 And then I found all my friends, and I couldn't find the other friends, I couldn't write to them from the phone that didn't work, 23:00.940 --> 23:05.940 so I handed it over to myself and paid 55 kroner per month. That was my money. 23:05.940 --> 23:12.940 But something before going to a concert was nice enough, but not that much, because there were some annoying people at the concert. 23:12.940 --> 23:16.940 Some people that I was actually in doubt if I was against death penalty. 23:16.940 --> 23:21.940 But seriously, apropos annoying slave songs, when the musicians went up on stage, 23:21.940 --> 23:30.940 those people were shouting, LOLOLOLOLOLOLO, LOLOLOLOLOLO, and I thought it was simply the SNRB fans that had gone wrong. 23:30.940 --> 23:35.940 But what I found out was that LOLOLO is a synonym for extra number or we want more. 23:35.940 --> 23:39.940 That's fine, but shout that instead if you don't understand the language of LOLOLOLO. 23:39.940 --> 23:41.940 What happens next? 23:41.940 --> 23:47.940 In the supermarket, someone stands there and says, can I get some cash to LOLOLOLOLOLO? 23:47.940 --> 23:50.940 Or in the bedroom. 23:50.940 --> 23:54.940 You really don't want to come, LOLOLOLOLOLO? 23:54.940 --> 23:57.940 Don't do that. 23:57.940 --> 24:02.940 I wrote about it with the phone behind me. 24:02.940 --> 24:05.940 Did you come with your girlfriend, or did you get a match? 24:05.940 --> 24:06.940 LOLOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:06.940 --> 24:09.940 What did she write about? Did you get a phone call from her? 24:09.940 --> 24:11.940 No, I didn't. 24:11.940 --> 24:12.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:12.940 --> 24:15.940 You're more important than my show, so don't say that. 24:15.940 --> 24:17.940 LOLOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:17.940 --> 24:20.940 Do you want to scan my QR code? 24:20.940 --> 24:21.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:21.940 --> 24:23.940 Yes, that's what I tried. 24:23.940 --> 24:26.940 Yes, but you tried again later. 24:26.940 --> 24:28.940 LOLOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:28.940 --> 24:31.940 I'm sure you won't come out before you scan my QR code. 24:31.940 --> 24:32.940 LOLOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:32.940 --> 24:33.940 She just wants your number. 24:33.940 --> 24:34.940 LOLOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:35.940 --> 24:36.940 My girlfriend called me. 24:36.940 --> 24:38.940 What are you doing? 24:38.940 --> 24:39.940 I was clapping the whole time. 24:39.940 --> 24:41.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:41.940 --> 24:42.940 LOLOLOLOLOL. 24:42.940 --> 24:44.940 Now, you should have done my QR code as well. 24:44.940 --> 24:45.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:45.940 --> 24:46.940 It's a new one. 24:46.940 --> 24:47.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:47.940 --> 24:48.940 You didn't say anything. 24:48.940 --> 24:49.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:49.940 --> 24:50.940 Yes, you did say something at the end. 24:50.940 --> 24:51.940 I didn't say anything. 24:51.940 --> 24:52.940 It was a number. 24:52.940 --> 24:53.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:53.940 --> 24:54.940 What is it? 24:54.940 --> 24:55.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:55.940 --> 24:56.940 I don't have a number. 24:56.940 --> 24:57.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:57.940 --> 24:58.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:58.940 --> 24:59.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 24:59.940 --> 25:00.940 LOLOLOLOLO. 25:00.940 --> 25:01.940 I just ran likeijev. 25:01.940 --> 25:02.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 25:02.940 --> 25:03.940 LOLOLOLOLOLO. 25:03.940 --> 25:05.940 You're that one. 25:05.940 --> 25:09.940 Okay, I'll stop here. 25:09.940 --> 25:12.940 What's your name? 25:12.940 --> 25:14.940 My name is Nete. 25:14.940 --> 25:16.940 Nete? That's okay. 25:16.940 --> 25:23.940 I'm not that critical of names, but that's fine. 25:23.940 --> 25:27.940 Nete, it's called Øresund's friend in Krummerne. 25:27.940 --> 25:30.940 It's always so great. 25:30.940 --> 25:33.940 You're from Øresund, right? 25:33.940 --> 25:35.940 My name is Kaja. 25:35.940 --> 25:37.940 Kaja? 25:37.940 --> 25:42.940 Do you know what Kaja Frøen is? 25:42.940 --> 25:46.940 Is it Kaja? No, it's not. 25:46.940 --> 25:49.940 What's your name? 25:49.940 --> 25:51.940 It's Sakja. 25:51.940 --> 25:53.940 Sakja? Okay. 25:53.940 --> 25:57.940 My name is Olav. 25:57.940 --> 25:59.940 I'm often the worst name. 26:00.940 --> 26:02.940 It's really one of the worst. 26:02.940 --> 26:05.940 You're the worst. 26:05.940 --> 26:11.940 I've been thinking that my name is Olav, 26:11.940 --> 26:13.940 and that's why I had to take a girl with a cool name. 26:13.940 --> 26:15.940 But she didn't give me a name. 26:15.940 --> 26:18.940 I was once in a relationship with a girl named Randi. 26:18.940 --> 26:23.940 And no one wants to date Olav and Randi. 26:23.940 --> 26:27.940 But Olav and Sakja, I really don't think they're that different. 26:27.940 --> 26:29.940 Even though you're prettier. 26:29.940 --> 26:31.940 Do you have a partner? 26:31.940 --> 26:33.940 No. 26:33.940 --> 26:35.940 Of course you do. 26:35.940 --> 26:37.940 You're all too pretty. 26:37.940 --> 26:39.940 Should we learn? 26:39.940 --> 26:41.940 No. 26:41.940 --> 26:43.940 Which guy do you like? 26:43.940 --> 26:45.940 I like Omar. 26:45.940 --> 26:47.940 There's no one who can model you. 26:47.940 --> 26:51.940 There's no one who has the imagination to make a beautiful piece. 26:51.940 --> 26:53.940 Omar? 26:53.940 --> 26:55.940 Yes. 26:55.940 --> 26:57.940 Thank you. 27:01.940 --> 27:03.940 It was festivals we talked about. 27:03.940 --> 27:05.940 I was at Roskilde. 27:05.940 --> 27:07.940 I wasn't supposed to say I was at a festival. 27:07.940 --> 27:09.940 It was in 2015. 27:09.940 --> 27:11.940 It wasn't the first time. 27:11.940 --> 27:13.940 It was a one-day ticket. 27:13.940 --> 27:15.940 There was a festival with me and a one-day ticket. 27:15.940 --> 27:17.940 There are a lot of Roskilde enthusiasts. 27:17.940 --> 27:19.940 One of the festivals you haven't really been to. 27:19.940 --> 27:21.940 You have to be there. 27:21.940 --> 27:23.940 You have to be there. 27:23.940 --> 27:25.940 You have to be there. 27:25.940 --> 27:27.940 It wasn't enough for people like me. 27:27.940 --> 27:29.940 Roskilde is worth it. 27:29.940 --> 27:31.940 How long has one been and when has it or not been? 27:31.940 --> 27:33.940 Where is the line? 27:33.940 --> 27:35.940 We're not going from the same kind. 27:35.940 --> 27:37.940 Has you been to ICA's Swimming myself? 27:37.940 --> 27:39.940 I swam some go-bads and stuff? 27:39.940 --> 27:41.940 Has you not really been to ICA before? 27:41.940 --> 27:43.940 One has to get rid of all the 가서. 27:43.940 --> 27:45.940 One has to use the toilet paper, 27:45.940 --> 27:47.940 one has to fill the sum environment. 27:47.940 --> 27:49.940 It ready to go to the childoms- soon. 27:49.940 --> 27:51.940 Then I haven't been to ICA's swimming didn't I? 27:51.940 --> 27:53.940 You wouldn't want to say that. 27:53.940 --> 27:55.940 Right. 27:55.940 --> 28:04.940 It's good to be the one who thinks otherwise. I have autism, and I'm a faggot, and that's what I'm thinking about. 28:04.940 --> 28:14.940 I think the world is strange. I saw a Facebook group called Boycott American goods on Facebook. 28:14.940 --> 28:27.940 The answer to that is to release a boycott Swedish goods song on Spotify. 28:27.940 --> 28:34.940 If you boycott something, it's either or. I don't want to say, don't eat meat in view of the climate. 28:34.940 --> 28:38.940 But you can also just be me. 28:38.940 --> 28:43.940 I got my diagnosis quite early on, and it was already in high school. 28:43.940 --> 28:44.940 It started in high school. 28:44.940 --> 28:48.940 And I grew up in a nice part of Odense, which is called Autism High School. 28:48.940 --> 28:50.940 It's the busiest part of Odense. 28:50.940 --> 28:52.940 But you don't know that. 28:52.940 --> 28:54.940 Where did you grow up? 28:54.940 --> 28:55.940 In Hillerød. 28:55.940 --> 28:56.940 In Hillerød. 28:56.940 --> 28:58.940 So you grew up in Hillerød. 28:58.940 --> 29:01.940 But because you have autism, you have to go to high school together with the others. 29:01.940 --> 29:03.940 So in all of Odense. 29:05.940 --> 29:07.940 And then you got shot in the head. 29:07.940 --> 29:09.940 Yes, I got shot in the head. 29:09.940 --> 29:11.940 Where did you grow up then? 29:11.940 --> 29:13.940 In Ølstykke. 29:13.940 --> 29:14.940 In Ølstykke. 29:14.940 --> 29:15.940 In Ølstykke. 29:15.940 --> 29:17.940 I'm not sure I remember that. 29:17.940 --> 29:19.940 But where did you grow up then? 29:19.940 --> 29:21.940 In Viby. 29:21.940 --> 29:23.940 In Viby. 29:23.940 --> 29:25.940 And it's a city that's full of... 29:25.940 --> 29:27.940 Okay, hold your eyes. 29:27.940 --> 29:29.940 Take a glass of Viby, or. 29:29.940 --> 29:31.940 Are you mad at people? 29:31.940 --> 29:32.940 No. 29:32.940 --> 29:33.940 Okay. 29:33.940 --> 29:37.940 But with a Viby perspective, it's the right answer to grow up in a nice part of Viby. 29:37.940 --> 29:40.940 Because you have autism, but then you have to go to high school, but the others have to go to school. 29:40.940 --> 29:42.940 So I didn't understand. 29:42.940 --> 29:43.940 Where did you grow up? 29:43.940 --> 29:45.940 In Svendbo 29:45.940 --> 29:47.940 Oh, in Svendbo? 29:47.940 --> 29:49.940 That's cool 29:49.940 --> 29:51.940 Then you should have been sent to Spasser in Tøsingen 29:51.940 --> 29:53.940 No, no, no 29:53.940 --> 29:55.940 Rødkøbing, yes 29:55.940 --> 29:57.940 Tøsingen, yes 29:57.940 --> 29:59.940 Skov, that's the worst 29:59.940 --> 30:01.940 There's a school in the west that has the worst types of people 30:01.940 --> 30:03.940 You had to choose that 30:03.940 --> 30:05.940 You didn't know that? 30:05.940 --> 30:07.940 No, that was the reason 30:07.940 --> 30:09.940 You say Skov, most people say Mordor 30:09.940 --> 30:11.940 But that's fair enough 30:11.940 --> 30:13.940 Yes 30:15.940 --> 30:17.940 Go, go, go 30:23.940 --> 30:25.940 Yeah, no fucking clue 30:25.940 --> 30:27.940 Somebody else's 30:27.940 --> 30:29.940 47th birthday? 30:33.940 --> 30:35.940 I need some 43, 43 30:35.940 --> 30:37.940 No, 34, 34 30:37.940 --> 30:39.940 Anyways, on with the show 30:41.940 --> 30:43.940 If you want to see us again 30:43.940 --> 30:45.940 Follow us on Zoom 30:45.940 --> 30:47.940 We're everywhere 30:47.940 --> 30:49.940 Facebook, Instagram, Grindr 30:49.940 --> 30:51.940 Thank you so much for tonight 30:51.940 --> 30:53.940 My name is Simon Riemann 30:53.940 --> 30:55.940 You've been a fantastic audience 30:55.940 --> 30:57.940 Thank you 30:57.940 --> 30:59.940 Thank you 30:59.940 --> 31:01.940 Thank you 31:01.940 --> 31:03.940 Thank you